Pattaya Is Actually More Like GTA Than Bangkok: Pattaya Vice

Pattaya Vice is the sister shop of BKK Vice in Bangkok. It uses exactly the same decoration style — that signature purple-and-pink Vice City look. But compared with Bangkok, Pattaya actually feels much closer to the game world: sunshine, beach, and bikinis.

The shop is located on Second Road in the Pattaya Beach area. You can easily get there by songthaew. If you cross toward the beach side, you’re basically right next to Walking Street, so the location is quite convenient. If you don’t feel like drinking in a go-go bar, coming here for a massage is a solid alternative.

Room Types

There are three room sizes: small, medium, and large. The large rooms also offer bathtub and Nuru service.

Which room to choose is a personal preference. I almost always go for the large room — just doing a shower-room session always feels a bit incomplete to me.

Pricing & Services

The main services here are oil massage and soapy massage, with Nuru also available depending on your preference. Interestingly, a lot of foreign customers don’t particularly like Nuru, while Asian clients tend to enjoy it more.

About the Girls

If you prefer a fuller, more voluptuous figure, you’re more likely to find what you’re looking for here. Of course, everyone has different tastes in a massage shop — I’m just talking about the general situation. The girls here tend to lean toward a fuller body type, so the petite style that many Asian clients prefer can be a bit harder to find.

One thing the European owner does really well is that they don’t show you photos. They simply ring a bell and the girls come out and line up for you to choose in person. You like someone or you don’t — there’s no pressure. This is very different from those places that hand you a stack of heavily Photoshopped photos. You pick based on the pictures, go upstairs, and discover the person looks nothing like the photo. Some guys, being in a foreign place and not wanting trouble, just swallow it and go through with a session they no longer want. That feeling is genuinely awful. Don’t ask me how I know… we’ve all been newbies once and learned the hard way.